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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

PSYCHO!!

I'm sure everybody has heard of this story by now... the married astronaut that drove from Houston to Orlando, wearing adult diapers (to cut down on unnecessary stops), to kidnap and apparently kill her "co-workers" girlfriend. Obviously this astronaut, mother of 3, had a little somethin-somethin going on with her "co-worker" in space and she is now jealous of his girlfriend.

"psyco" Lisa Nowak on the right, the man she loved Oefelein, and the victim Shipman

There is SO much wrong with this story I don't even know where to begin... but here it goes.

First, she is already a wife and a mother. What the hell is she thinking??? She would have left her her husband and children alone to go and do, who knows what, to this woman.

Second, what is going on in space? These 2 astronauts, the best of the best, are having an affair in space! That is NOT what my tax money is paying for. Get up there, study what you need to study, and get back without any funny business.

Third, adult diapers? Who in their right mind wears adult diapers in the car, unless necessary. I'm sorry, but the bathroom is not an "unnecessary stop". This nut job would rather sit in her own filth than get out of the car for, what, 3 minutes.

Forth, did you hear what she had with her??? Pepper spray, a wig, a plastic bag containing a carbon dioxide-powered BB pistol, a tan trench coat, a new steel mallet, a new folding knife with a 4-inch blade, 4 feet of rubber tubing, several large plastic garbage bags, $600 in cash, half dozen latex gloves, MapQuest directions from Houston to Orlando International Airport, e-mails from Shipman to Oefelein, the already mentioned diapers, and a letter indicating how much psycho loved Oefelein. It doesn't take a ROCKET SCIENTIST (pun intended) to figure out what she had planned. I really think the only thing missing was a "how to kill her" and a "how to get rid of the body" book; and she claims all she wants to do is talk.

I think NASA really needs to step up their psychological screening because this lady is CRAZY!

2 comments:

Karen said...

Why wouldn't she just go to the bathroom when she stopped for gas? I am assuming that one tank of gas would not get one from Houston to Orlando.

Side note...about the Little Tree Car Freshener hanging in the kitchen. The Little Tree Car Freshener Corporation is headquartered in WATERTOWN, NEW YORK. So, many area business support the company by haning the Little Trees in their building.

Harry and Mer said...

A tan trench coat? Go-go Gadget Diaper!