As my pregnancy progressed and I move firmly into the "she's pregnant" from the "is she fat or pregnant" stage, strangers started talking to me. (Thankfully, they are only talking, not touching.) Over the last few months, and really the last few weeks especially, I have collected a number of phrases that should not be mentioned to pregnant women... remember, we are hormonal messes and you never know what we might do if you offend us.
First Scenario:
Stranger: Oh, you look great! How far along are you?
Me: 7 months
Stranger: Oh, I would have guessed you were MUCH further along.
Translation: You look HUGE!
Second Scenario:
Stranger: Oh, you look wonderful... any day now?
Me: No, I have 2 months to go.
Stranger: Wow, that's going to be one big baby!
Translation: You look HUGE!
Third Scenario:
Stranger: Oh, what are you having?
Me: A little girl.
Stranger: Huh, I would have guessed boy by the way you are carrying. I'm betting boy... I think they read that ultrasound wrong!
Translation: PANIC!!!
Fourth Scenario:
Stranger: Oh, how far along are you?
Me: 7 months.
Stranger: 7 months, really? Is there just one in there?!?!
Me: Yep, just one little girl.
Stranger: Are you sure? I think there's two in there!
Translation: You look huge and PANIC!
You may notice that every scenario starts with: Oh! As in, you are so cute (that is great to hear) but then moves into (you are cute but you are going to be/already look huge). My advice to all my readers (and for me to remember myself) don't ever insinuate a pregnant lady is huge.